Music/Television Modern Dr. Who summary

Kevin Logan

mess with crash u get the bash, the moid, the wolf
> timewar (happened off screen) explained, all daleks and timelords killed (expect doctor) along with gallifrey being cast into oblivion

> nevermind daleks survived

> nevermind the master survived

> nevermind gallifrey and the timelords survived




> Adam introduced as new companion, immediately written off
> Captain Jack as new companion, written off (killed)

> nevermind he survived

> Some bitch introduced as new companion, immediately written off (killed)



> Rose ends up trapped in a different dimension forever

> nevermind she returns



> 10th doctor is regenerating

> nevermind it was just a cheap cliff-hanger, but it still counts as a regeneration that he aborted, but now we used up one of his last few lives. oops!




> 11th doctor (aka 13th doctor because the War doctor counts as a regeneration because we wrote ourselves into a corner about the time war and we can't cast the 9th doctor actor back. oops!, and the 10th doctors aborted regeneration also counts and we we wrote ourselves into a corner. oops!)



> 11th doctor dies, and thus the end of the doctor life cycle.

> nevermind the timelords spawn in the sky and grant him a new regeneration cycle, thus making the doctor essentially immortal (this is where I stopped watching)



> The master as a female version of himself apparently




> doctor regenerates into a foid

> master becomes an indian




> foid regenerates into Tennant (in a new outfit somehow) again for some reason

> donna, who is forbidden to see the doctor again due to reasons on a cosmic scale

> nevermind, just reverse the polarity here, flick a switch there, some technobabble explanation and bingo!, donna can now see the doctor again

> Tennant bi-regenerates into a gay nigger and there are now 2 doctors at large

@Cortex @Tsar
 
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