switch 2 revealed

[pinkerton]

Am I wrong or did nothing change? Are they just making this in the hopes that retarded children will buy the same console a second time?

 

[Itransheartblox]

Just use a switch emulator

 

[1Based Frog1]

Am I wrong or did nothing change? Are they just making this in the hopes that retarded children will buy the same console a second time?

No specs yet, but I’m betting it’s half a teraflop stronger and they’ll jack the price to double what the original cost.

 

[Digital Cheese]

ASGDFADF I WILL HAVE A SOY OVERDOSE IF THIS KEEPS UP *collapses and dies of soy induced heart-attack after announcement*

On a serious note, I am going to wait to see if it is actually good first. If it is actually good, I will sell my Nintendo Switch 1 for the Switch 2, since I am not too interested in homebrewing it only to gain basically nothing. Otherwise, I will just keep my switch 1, which is from Christmas 2017 and thus easily hackable. It is best to not get a console, only for it to be significantly worse than the last. 256GB internal storage + microSD card support is useful at least, so I could get a 2TB microSD for stuff like updates if it is good. But we'll see, I don't have that much hope for it. If it is good, I will wait to see if Switch 1 game cartridges get resold for very low on sites like eBay, since the Switch 2 will be compatible with the old switch 1 games. With actual good memory storage, it will be way easier to actually store things even if I don't use a microSD at least.

Switch 1, now that I think about it, lasted from March 2017 to April 2025 before a new console released. Can't say I am surprised it lasted longer than Wii U's measely 4 years of lifespan, but regardless, 8 years out of one console surprises me given its specs, even for Nintendo.

 

[MadeAccountAward]

Bought two, one for me and one for my girlfriend's husband

>Girlfriend's husband
Wouldn't that make you the bull?

 

[Cortex]

Can't say I am surprised it lasted longer than Wii U's measely 4 years of lifespan, but regardless, 8 years out of one console surprises me given its specs, even for Nintendo.

Technically they merged their handheld and home consoles into one system. It makes sense they’d want to squeeze as much profit as possible from it before moving on.

 

[Pepsilord]

>DARLING, DARLING, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT
>THEY ANNOUNCED THE SWITCH 2
>OH MY SCIENCE, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE BULL SEES THIS

 

[SiegeChud]

Besides the Sky Islands, what else was new. The overworld is copypasted from the last game and the underground has nothing in it. Worse graphics, 20fps, bloom, yet 10/10 scores across the board? Bullshit.

underground?

 

[Cortex]

underground?

The Depths.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

 

[Digital Cheese]

Technically they merged their handheld and home consoles into one system. It makes sense they’d want to squeeze as much profit as possible from it before moving on.

True, although it still is impressive to me. Switch 2 is seemingly the same thing but slightly better, so if they last similarly long, they'll manage to get over 15 years out of two gimmicks, maybe three.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

 

[Liquid Chud]

Linus race mixing tips

 

[Cortex]

God I hate this disgusting lobotomized faggot with a passion.

 

[panchito]

is mario odyssey any good?

always looked like a unity game to me

other than not really that rewarding grinding and the find the balloon minigames it isn't that amazing

 

[Cortex]

When I’m in a glazing competition and my opponent is The Verge

The Switch 2 is boring — and that’s exactly what Nintendo needs

Boring (non-derogatory).

www.theverge.com

Why are there no official specs on the Switch 2 yet. That’s one of the most important pieces of info and will make or break my decision to buy it.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

When I’m in a glazing competition and my opponent is The Verge

The Switch 2 is boring — and that’s exactly what Nintendo needs

Boring (non-derogatory).

www.theverge.com

Why are there no official specs on the Switch 2 yet. That’s one of the most important pieces of info and will make or break my decision to buy it.

underpowered as always no doubt

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Switch 2 will be using DLSS and render games at 540p

:lul:540p -> fake 1080p Tegra 239 supposed to have about 2k Cuda cores so perf should be around RTX 2050...

incels.is

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

They made it black, it reminds me of my bull Tyrone. Thank you Nintendo.

 

[Cortex]

Switch 2 will be using DLSS and render games at 540p

:lul:540p -> fake 1080p Tegra 239 supposed to have about 2k Cuda cores so perf should be around RTX 2050...

incels.is

I don’t think Nintendo would be this retarded. I hope.

 

[Dawood]

Steam deck high diffs, just emulate switch games on it if you want to bing bing yahoo so badly

 

[Cortex]

Steam deck high diffs, just emulate switch games on it if you want to bing bing yahoo so badly

But how else will I be able to play Mario Kart 9 with @THE TRUE DIGLET.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

But how else will I be able to play Mario Kart 9 with @THE TRUE DIGLET.

i dont even like mario kart anymore

i barely like vidya has it is, i only play easy comfort games like 3d world at skyrim these days

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Nintendo Switch hacker sent behind bars, owes video game giant further $4.5m

https://portswigger.net/daily-swig/nintendo-switch-hacker-sent-behind-bars-owes-video-game-giant-further-4-5m Nintendo Switch hacker sent behind bars, owes video game giant further $4.5m Charlie Osborne 11 February 2022 at 14:54 UTC Updated: 11 February 2022 at 18:41 UTC Hacking News Gaming...

incels.is

 

[Cyberfriend]

@THE TRUE DIGLET using your @Kevin Logan alt account to increase your reactions score, I see