Selfish Little - A soyjak themed visceral beat 'em up

[bloodshot_eyes]

This is a little thing I've been working on and off on. It's a 2.5D, level-based, beat 'em up, where the hook is that enemies can only be killed by high speed collisions, so the player has to use combos or other means to launch enemies into walls, objects or other enemies. Also there will be incomprehensible woahjacks or something.
Everything is still very much WIP.

Q: why the FUCK are you posting this soytranny shit here and not on sharty/shlog GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO ABCK GO BAKC KYS KYS KYS (clitty leakage)
A: (un)fortunately my country is rangebanned from the sharty and I had my shlog account deactivated, because reasons. So I figured this is one of the last decent soysphere-adjecent places where I can make a thread about this. So at the very least, anyone other than me knows this thing exists.

Q: playable game where
A: soon™

 

[Liquid Chud]

Posting in an epic thread

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Looks promising. I wouldn’t mind giving it a go if it comes out.

why the FUCK are you posting this soytranny shit here and not on sharty/shlog GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO ABCK GO BAKC KYS KYS KYS (clitty leakage)

Nah it’s fine. We have the dev’s thread of Mega Chud pinned on here.

 

[Swede Immigrant]

I can already tell it’ll be better than Kingdom Gay 2.

 

[Spas]

my country is rangebanned from the sharty

Kike or 'jeet?

 

[bloodshot_eyes]

Kike or 'jeet?

afaik there's only one rangebanned country, unless froot banned more because he's a retarded egomaniac that doesn't care for the website
also neither

 

[Cyberfriend]

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This is a little thing I've been working on and off on. It's a 2.5D, level-based, beat 'em up, where the hook is that enemies can only be killed by high speed collisions, so the player has to use combos or other means to launch enemies into walls, objects or other enemies. Also there will be incomprehensible woahjacks or something.
Everything is still very much WIP.

Q: why the FUCK are you posting this soytranny shit here and not on sharty/shlog GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO ABCK GO BAKC KYS KYS KYS (clitty leakage)
A: (un)fortunately my country is rangebanned from the sharty and I had my shlog account deactivated, because reasons. So I figured this is one of the last decent soysphere-adjecent places where I can make a thread about this. So at the very least, anyone other than me knows this thing exists.

Q: playable game where
A: soon™

What engine are you using?

 

[1Based Frog1]

Do you think you'll finish it? Last time I saw a thread like this, the dev teased us then bailed.

 

[BBCRightsActivist]

Chuds.life win
Shartroon & Discord.blog lost

 

[Kevin Logan]

Title sounds like Stuart Little

 

[Anon_Humor]

Kike or 'jeet?

Israel and India hasn’t been Rangebanned yet despite the major part of the user base wanting to and asking for it; He the Poster is most likely from Czechia

 

[Spas]

Israel and India hasn’t been Rangebanned yet despite the major part of the user base wanting to and asking for it; He the Poster is most likely from Czechia

Bro what the fuck did czhecs do?

 

[Anon_Humor]

Bro what the fuck did czhecs do?

A Czhec namefag on the schlog (YuriGOD) Kept DDoSING .blog and sent a false report in that got the site taken down and the domain name changed; Due to This when DOLL had came into contact with Froot and Quote when requesting to move the blog’s servers to the sharty’s Czechia got rangebanned as to stop that poster from ever coming back again. Aswell as to punish xim.

 

[Anon_Humor]

Israel and India hasn’t been Rangebanned yet despite the major part of the user base wanting to and asking for it; He the Poster is most likely from Czechia

If you go on the sharty’s /pol/ board you’ll see that there is a lot of active Israeli and Indian posters, All jokes aside. (Except this one) PHULL SUPPORT SAAR!

 

[Spas]

A Czhec namefag on the schlog (YuriGOD) Kept DDoSING .blog and sent a false report in that got the site taken down and the domain name changed; Due to This when DOLL had came into contact with Froot and Quote when requesting to move the blog’s servers to the sharty’s Czechia got rangebanned as to stop that poster from ever coming back again. Aswell as to punish xim.

I cant believe yurifag was such a menace, talk about collective punishment

 

[Anon_Humor]

I cant believe yurifag was such a menace, talk about collective punishment

Imagine being such an annoying obnoxious little cunt that you get your whole country rangebanned from using any soysphere site

 

[bloodshot_eyes]

What engine are you using?

GameMaker Studio 2

Do you think you'll finish it? Last time I saw a thread like this, the dev teased us then bailed.

If I don't finish this game, I am killing myself

Imagine being such an annoying obnoxious little cunt that you get your whole country rangebanned from using any soysphere site

or the jannies could just DO THEIR JOB instead of barring an entire nation from the sharty, but ofc, that is not part of FNWOs agenda of running sharty into the ground

 

[Anon_Humor]

GameMaker Studio 2


If I don't finish this game, I am killing myself


or the jannies could just DO THEIR JOB instead of barring an entire nation from the sharty, but ofc, that is not part of FNWOs agenda of running sharty into the ground

Well, Not all sharty jannies our bad seeing that I am one. But I could agree on you how it’s outrageous that they had to ban an entire nation instead of one IP just because they were lazy and leaky.

 

[Liquid Chud]

Title sounds like Stuart Little

I thought Chicken Little at first

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

A: (un)fortunately my country is rangebanned from the sharty and I had my shlog account deactivated, because reasons. So I figured this is one of the last decent soysphere-adjecent places where I can make a thread about this. So at the very least, anyone other than me knows this thing exists.

Who are you sir?

 

[Anon_Humor]

Who are you sir?

He’s not The Czech he’s A Czech; Sadly, He along with all of the other Czech ‘jakkers got affected by the collective punishment for what YuriGOD did which lead to the entirety of Czechia being rangebanned from all soysphere sites.

 

[Anon_Humor]

Chuds.life win
Shartroon & Discord.blog lost

TSMT Trvke

 

[Anon_Humor]

afaik there's only one rangebanned country, unless froot banned more because he's a retarded egomaniac that doesn't care for the website
also neither

Froot when ever xe is in frootcord makes silly decisions like wordfiltering shit to “raisin” or nigger to “rog” or banning entire countries just because he can and he loves to power-trip

 

[Anon_Humor]

Froot when ever xe is in frootcord makes silly decisions like wordfiltering shit to “raisin” or nigger to “rog” or banning entire countries just because he can and he loves to power-trip

Xe was really making xer axewound happy and twitching when xhe wordfiltered “you” to “nigger” for a whole week that really was annoying.

 

[Tsar]

Watching those Redditjaks explode into a bloody mess made me laugh hard.