Mario Kart 9 trailer

Swede Immigrant said:
Mario looks more obese than usual.
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game looks soulless and like unity slop
 
450$ for the switch, 80$ for games, 90$ for catridges (just to download the games) and additional paying for game chat. For what kind of people these are even made?
 
I don't think it's going to run beyond 1080p/60, potentially 1080p/30. People like to mention how the Switch 2 has more RAM than the Series S (12GB vs 10GB) but the shitty 8x Cortex-A78 CPU and whatever nVidia abomination they put in it will get destroyed by the Xbox. Hell, on the original Switch a lot of modders noted that the memory was very slow.
 
Haswell said:
I don't think it's going to run beyond 1080p/60, potentially 1080p/30. People like to mention how the Switch 2 has more RAM than the Series S (12GB vs 10GB) but the shitty 8x Cortex-A78 CPU and whatever nVidia abomination they put in it will get destroyed by the Xbox. Hell, on the original Switch a lot of modders noted that the memory was very slow.
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It’s a marketing scheme. The console can run games at 4k/120fps, but that doesn’t guarantee every game will.
 
thougher said:
Niggas made Mario gain 20 pounds and made DK gay. Soon we’re gonna see a Negroid Princess Peach. Her name will be Princess Shaniqua and her abilities as a character will be grabbing people by their hair during fights and talking really loud
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>mfw in 20 years mario's gonna be about a neapolitan inmigrant in new orleans saving his fat nigger wife shaniqua from the evil koopa ICE employees
 
thougher said:
Niggas made Mario gain 20 pounds and made DK gay. Soon we’re gonna see a Negroid Princess Peach. Her name will be Princess Shaniqua and her abilities as a character will be grabbing people by their hair during fights and talking really loud
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What type of character would Bowser become in this situation? I initially thought he'd be something generic like Peach's black bull or something (yes, Mario is a cuck. This is an objective fact) but she's the melanated individual in this scenario. What an interesting hypothesis.
 
Also funny to see jewtubers complaining about the prices like they aren't going to buy 10 copies at launch
Billiam Dichard said:
and additional paying for game chat.
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and additional paying to play your old games you already own
and additional paying just to play online
<that was already in switch 1
still a scam, and people ate it up anyways
 
MadeAccountAward said:
Also funny to see jewtubers complaining about the prices like they aren't going to buy 10 copies at launch

and additional paying to play your old games you already own
and additional paying just to play online
<that was already in switch 1
still a scam, and people ate it up anyways
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You will probably have to pay for updates too
 

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