Mario Kart 9 trailer

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Don’t care. They desaturated the colors and redesigned the characters to look more “cute” to attract their man-child audience. As far as I’m concerned the Switch 2 is nothing more than a Metroid Prime 4 machine.
New woke donkey kong looks awful. Every nintendo game will now look like it's a sequel to despicable me, and made by DEI to worsen that. Nintendo genuinely did die with Iwata.
Wokey Kong. I was shocked at how much of the soul they stripped out of DK from the Rare era. It’s like Miyamoto was ass hurt from being one-upped by westerners and decided to shit all over Rare’s legacy by butchering it into toddler slop.
 
Don’t care. They desaturated the colors and redesigned the characters to look more “cute” to attract their man-child audience. As far as I’m concerned the Switch 2 is nothing more than a Metroid Prime 4 machine.

Wokey Kong. I was shocked at how much of the soul they stripped out of DK from the Rare era. It’s like Miyamoto was ass hurt from being one-upped by westerners and decided to shit all over Rare’s legacy by butchering it into toddler slop.
will still buy it anyway award
 
Niggertendo better give Mario Kart World clan features, I'm tired of games supporting 16+ players online, yet not having a clan/community feature implemented into the game despite it desperately needing one, especially whenever it can be done rather easily. If Nintendo has a Miiverse 2.0 of sorts, then I won't sperg out over this, but either Nintendo needs to up the friend limit to 1000 and username limit to 16 characters, or, they need an actual MK9 clan/community feature. They already kinda did it with Mario Kart 7, and Mario Kart 8 for that matter if you used MK8 tournaments as though they were communities.
 
What would you need a community feature for? MK isn’t team based.
The battle mode in Mario Kart Wii, 7, and 8 support team battles iirc (for sure in Wii/8, idk about 7). Also, you can set Mario Kart races to support teams for whatever reason. That, and we already have a long history of clans in games like MKWii, albeit we've always had to change our usernames to support clantags. This becomes a bigger issue given the only good clantag for Venith, my clan, is VNTH which is 4 letters itself, then you normally put a dash between the name which takes 5, meaning I'd actually benefit from the clan tag system. That, and it was done in Mario Kart 7 already, and technically, Mario Kart 8 Tournaments generated private Miiverse codes and could be set to infinitely work, so until Miiverse shutdown, those too were psudeocommunities if used right.

I could find a shorter clantag, perhaps GV since "The Greater Venith Empire" is the official clan name, but still annoying.
 
The battle mode in Mario Kart Wii, 7, and 8 support team battles iirc (for sure in Wii/8, idk about 7). Also, you can set Mario Kart races to support teams for whatever reason. That, and we already have a long history of clans in games like MKWii, albeit we've always had to change our usernames to support clantags. This becomes a bigger issue given the only good clantag for Venith, my clan, is VNTH which is 4 letters itself, then you normally put a dash between the name which takes 5, meaning I'd actually benefit from the clan tag system. That, and it was done in Mario Kart 7 already, and technically, Mario Kart 8 Tournaments generated private Miiverse codes and could be set to infinitely work, so until Miiverse shutdown, those too were psudeocommunities if used right.

I could find a shorter clantag, perhaps GV since "The Greater Venith Empire" is the official clan name, but still annoying.
Features like this will not be implemented because Nintendo always favors the family friendly people who buy the game and play it 4 times. They don't care about the competitive side of things. Mario Kart World will probably not even have Time Trials as a gamemode, instead it will be switched by this faggoty exploration mode where you take pictures with you and your friends. Soys are already glazing this new feature. Mario Kart peaked during the Mario Kart Wii era, perhaps a bit before. Now it's all slop and the Mario Kart World will just be Mario Kart Tour in a fucking console.
 
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