Caged Send Parkinson's Patients To Mozambique To Perform Circumcisions ...FOR FREE

okaysomevampires

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Put on your thinking Kippah, my friend... How can we circumcise Mozambique?

The hetero-racist Donald J. Trump militia administration has extra-judicially SEIZED funding for circumcisions in Mozambique.
Elon "Jaded Puppetmaster From The Heart of Darkness" Musk doesn't care about the very real, serious and deadly pandemic of HIV/AIDs/GRIDs in his very own parentland of Africa...
But this isn't just about protecting billions of underrepresented future trans astronauts. A pandemic spreads just like misinformation, from person to person! That means that you can get HIV/AIDs tomorrow because you did not protect Mozambiqueens today!
I've hounded the statistics from my favorite source of informative news and statistics: reddit.com. I've determined that with precise application of circumcision we can greatly, greatly reduce the global AIDs burden of Mozambique.

I believe that if we come together, across imaginary borders, across creed, race and religion... we can end HIV/AIDs in Mozambique within one generation.

In a study from Uganda of 5000 men, 2474 were circumcised and the rest were left as control. In the control population, 45 (or 1.8%) of the selfishly uncircumcised were infected with AIDs. Only 22 of those circumcised, or 0.88%, were infected with AIDs. That's a huge improvement!
I believe adverse outcomes of circumcision were a contributing factor to reduce the spread of HIV/AIDs in the study population by reducing sexual activity. Of the circumcisions in this study, 178 (or 7.2%) had adverse outcomes.

With the right expertise, we can increase that to 100%.

Parkinson's is a serious disorder characterized by spasming, shaking motions. Quality of life and motivation is a serious issue with patients suffering neuromuscular impairment. We can give these people a new lease on life and help them feel like they're doing something good in the world, by sending them to Mozambique to perform circumcisions- resulting in greatly reduced transmission of HIV/AIDs among impoverished developing communities!
 
It certainly sounds like an efficient plan, but why should it particularly start in Mozambique? I've heard the highest HIV rate in Africa per capita comes from Swaziland. The population there is far smaller, but a larger proportion of them have the ailment. My thought is, before you start shipping over the shaky folk to a place like Mozambique, you could use Swaziland as a testing ground for the plan, to see how effective it is.
 
It certainly sounds like an efficient plan, but why should it particularly start in Mozambique? I've heard the highest HIV rate in Africa per capita comes from Swaziland. The population there is far smaller, but a larger proportion of them have the ailment. My thought is, before you start shipping over the shaky folk to a place like Mozambique, you could use Swaziland as a testing ground for the plan, to see how effective it is.
I just saw something about USAID and circumcisions for Mozambique, then spent too much time on this.
 
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