Music/Television My Minecraft movie review

Swede Immigrant

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That was the wildest theater experience of my life. Most of the audience were middle schoolers and they would clap and hoot and holler whenever one of the meme lines was said or when they recognized something from the game. When Jack Black said "Chicken Jockey," the theater erupted into sheer pandemonium. Kids were cheering, clapping, and jumping onto the tops of seats. Whenever Jack Black sang, the kids would get up and start dancing in the aisles. They acted like this wasn't a movie, but a rock concert. It was a complete expression of a mix of genuine love for minecraft and irony poisoning and the result was pure chaos for 100 or so minutes.

This is probably the proper way to see this film.
 
Most of the audience were middle schoolers and they would clap and hoot and holler whenever one of the meme lines was said or when they recognized something from the game.
I've heard this from a friend too. When I watched top gun it was full of brown people used to only watching their donkeys breed as a movie, so they were doing the same thing over every time the plane flew and shit like that. My city has a reputation for retarded people in the cinema.
 
I wouldn't want to be there but at least they weren't on their phones the whole time. Not that it's a good movie worth watching (I won't see it) though.
 
I’d pay a lot of money for a 90 minute montage of Jack Black saying the names of Minecraft items with a funny voice. I’ve yet to see the movie but it looks okay. The plot is a bit disappointing, though. I expected it to be related to slaying the Ender Dragon but I guess it’s fine
 
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