have yall watched ongezellig

[Weebhunter3000]

[Necroposting]

It's an average (and coal at worst) pilot episode, I mean, short film. It never had a chance to be a series if we take in account Studio Massa's non-existent advertisement and his financial focus on a Dutch-version of Patreon.

Here's an actually factual and objective analysis of Ongezellig:

Maya is literally an average degenerate, corn-addict and brown-skinned dude who uses Discord and 4cuck all day, but happens to be female. Given that 4cuckers liked Ongezellig before soycacas did, I suppose they identified with her in pretty much every aspect. You could see her as an example of the consequences of giving a child unrestricted internet access. She's also a bit of a jerk: she insulted her step-sister Coco for her orphan status and she didn't even bother to thank her or Mymy for making her History presentation.

Coco is your typical blonde, friendly / social female character who also happens to be incredibly naive, just to not say "dumb". She apparently interpreted Maya's search history as an actual "historical event" for her History presentation and didn't even think it was corn... Seriously? I almost forgot to mention she's tech-illiterate, as if she doesn't seem to be stereotypical enough.

Then there's Mymy... I'm pretty sure she's the main reason Ongezellig began to be shilled on the Sharty in the first place, because of: >Muh heckin' based racism! Her "silly" antics are only smirk-worthy if you see her as a parody of those "LARPer nationalists" you might encounter online, because she seems to be a self-insert of Massa (or seemed, because he «moved on from the show»). She's also the safe-edgy character of Ongezellig, since she's only racist towards Belgians and not you know who.

Their History teacher, Vera, is yet another middle-aged character who is going through their 40s crisis o algo, all because she didn't accomplish her dreams and became a wagie instead. There's not much to say about her, since apparently the drinks she consooms aren't actually alcohol (according to the wiki).

I don't know anything substantial about the background characters, so I won't comment much on them. They likely would've been slight-variants of the Coco and Mymy, because at least they all seem to be social, unlike Maya.

The only consistently «good» aspect is the art style, but that's expected to be good in animated media; so, no points for that. And the music is fine. That's it.

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Thank you for suffering through this to confirm it is indeed, a trash heap.

 

[Itransheartblox]

I am the only one who matters. What matters is that I have declared these beasts evil--and that is my commandment, my belief, my religion, and my creed

 

[YKB73]

Literally most boring show of all time

 

[Dawood]

Seems like a European version of those slice of life animes that involve teenage highschool girls, never cared to watch it. That sort of stuff isn't for me.

 

[Pepsilord]

'Zellig in big 2025... Just let it go bro, it's over

 

[Otto Ernst Remer]

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RHODESIAN GODS WON

I am the only one who matters. What matters is that I have declared these beasts evil--and that is my commandment, my belief, my religion, and my creed

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[Spas]

Ongezellig is a failed pilot depicting the inert nature of sanitized living and the vapid age of post industrial, post internet revolution first world.

Maya represents the post modernist commoner. The husk of what man used to be, the consumerist media addicted gooner living only to satiate their most immediate desires with no pursuit of excellence or higher calling. This character has no spine and no will to shape the world or even mend their own inadequacy. When presented with adversity she folds, when presented with problems she flees, when presented with opportunities she backs out. She is only comfortable in her gooning attire engrossed in her decadent cartoons. She is bitter and jaded and in full conscious of her own predicament yet too prideful to allow people to assist her out of her vain lifestyle. There is nothing redeemable in her character, she is inept and without virtue and an ugly mirror to the world we've built.

Coco is the innocence of this world, but not in a good way. Coco is a victim of tragedy at the hands of south african niggers who murdered and raped her parents (this was later retconed by Massa post mossad acquisition). Despite this she exudes kindness. While she may seem commendable at first her ignorance is shown on full display in deel 2 and onwards. She as a character serves to show that good intentions cannot be realized through incompetence and imperceptiveness. Coco failed to observe the saying of Hippocrates: "Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that make him sick." She is insistent on helping Maya despite Maya's unwillingness to cooperate which only serves to push them away until external circumstances bring about a fragile, uneasy truce. Coco is also a subtle commentary on women being stupid.

Mymy is the ailment of modernity. She is the estranged, the one that has seen modernity but instead of falling into it like Maya she has gotten agitated. She will, similarly to Maya, shake her fist at society in spite. But unlike Maya her shaking is animated by tenacity and inspiration. She is the embodiment of the indominable aryan spirit, she will pursue her high set ambitions through mud and blood, unyielding in her moral principles. Mymy is a romantic stuck in a mechanical time. She yearns for glory in a world that only offers hedonism and she lashes out at it with flavors of fanaticism, racial supremacist larp and histrionicism. She is the defacto poster girl of the show as she is the character the viewers are most likely to resonate with, the viewers who have rejected mass produced slop like the shitty digital circus or fundamental toilet-paper education in favor of slow burn, esoteric more refined slop gems.

The creator Massa, known for his ultra nationalism has denounced the international audience on many occasions, even electing to use a dutch exclusive donation website. He has also railed against materialist and consumerist practices such as merch and shilling. His activity has since been neutered by known associate of mossad, Foenkie. His 'cord server has since been sanitized as Foenkie conducted total soyposter death and banned all references to soyjaks, soyspeak, TND, racism, transphobia and anti semitism. Massa is also rumored to have received a large amount of hush money from israel to cease his work on ongezellig which he used to finance his work on shitty iceberg videos no one gives a shit about.

 

[Tsar]

Ongezellig is a failed pilot depicting the inert nature of sanitized living and the vapid age of post industrial, post internet revolution first world.

Maya represents the post modernist commoner. The husk of what man used to be, the consumerist media addicted gooner living only to satiate their most immediate desires with no pursuit of excellence or higher calling. This character has no spine and no will to shape the world or even mend their own inadequacy. When presented with adversity she folds, when presented with problems she flees, when presented with opportunities she backs out. She is only comfortable in her gooning attire engrossed in her decadent cartoons. She is bitter and jaded and in full conscious of her own predicament yet too prideful to allow people to assist her out of her vain lifestyle. There is nothing redeemable in her character, she is inept and without virtue and an ugly mirror to the world we've built.

Coco is the innocence of this world, but not in a good way. Coco is a victim of tragedy at the hands of south african niggers who murdered and raped her parents (this was later retconed by Massa post mossad acquisition). Despite this she exudes kindness. While she may seem commendable at first her ignorance is shown on full display in deel 2 and onwards. She as a character serves to show that good intentions cannot be realized through incompetence and imperceptiveness. Coco failed to observe the saying of Hippocrates: "Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that make him sick." She is insistent on helping Maya despite Maya's unwillingness to cooperate which only serves to push them away until external circumstances bring about a fragile, uneasy truce. Coco is also a subtle commentary on women being stupid.

Mymy is the ailment of modernity. She is the estranged, the one that has seen modernity but instead of falling into it like Maya she has gotten agitated. She will, similarly to Maya, shake her fist at society in spite. But unlike Maya her shaking is animated by tenacity and inspiration. She is the embodiment of the indominable aryan spirit, she will pursue her high set ambitions through mud and blood, unyielding in her moral principles. Mymy is a romantic stuck in a mechanical time. She yearns for glory in a world that only offers hedonism and she lashes out at it with flavors of fanaticism, racial supremacist larp and histrionicism. She is the defacto poster girl of the show as she is the character the viewers are most likely to resonate with, the viewers who have rejected mass produced slop like the shitty digital circus or fundamental toilet-paper education in favor of slow burn, esoteric more refined slop gems.

The creator Massa, known for his ultra nationalism has denounced the international audience on many occasions, even electing to use a dutch exclusive donation website. He has also railed against materialist and consumerist practices such as merch and shilling. His activity has since been neutered by known associate of mossad, Foenkie. His 'cord server has since been sanitized as Foenkie conducted total soyposter death and banned all references to soyjaks, soyspeak, TND, racism, transphobia and anti semitism. Massa is also rumored to have received a large amount of hush money from israel to cease his work on ongezellig which he used to finance his work on shitty iceberg videos no one gives a shit about.

This is something you’d find in the deepest depths of the zarty.

 

[panchito]

[Necroposting]

It's an average (and coal at worst) pilot episode, I mean, short film. It never had a chance to be a series if we take in account Studio Massa's non-existent advertisement and his financial focus on a Dutch-version of Patreon.

Here's an actually factual and objective analysis of Ongezellig:

Maya is literally an average degenerate, corn-addict and brown-skinned dude who uses Discord and 4cuck all day, but happens to be female. Given that 4cuckers liked Ongezellig before soycacas did, I suppose they identified with her in pretty much every aspect. You could see her as an example of the consequences of giving a child unrestricted internet access. She's also a bit of a jerk: she insulted her step-sister Coco for her orphan status and she didn't even bother to thank her or Mymy for making her History presentation.

Coco is your typical blonde, friendly / social female character who also happens to be incredibly naive, just to not say "dumb". She apparently interpreted Maya's search history as an actual "historical event" for her History presentation and didn't even think it was corn... Seriously? I almost forgot to mention she's tech-illiterate, as if she doesn't seem to be stereotypical enough.

Then there's Mymy... I'm pretty sure she's the main reason Ongezellig began to be shilled on the Sharty in the first place, because of: >Muh heckin' based racism! Her "silly" antics are only smirk-worthy if you see her as a parody of those "LARPer nationalists" you might encounter online, because she seems to be a self-insert of Massa (or seemed, because he «moved on from the show»). She's also the safe-edgy character of Ongezellig, since she's only racist towards Belgians and not you know who.

Their History teacher, Vera, is yet another middle-aged character who is going through their 40s crisis o algo, all because she didn't accomplish her dreams and became a wagie instead. There's not much to say about her, since apparently the drinks she consooms aren't actually alcohol (according to the wiki).

I don't know anything substantial about the background characters, so I won't comment much on them. They likely would've been slight-variants of the Coco and Mymy, because at least they all seem to be social, unlike Maya.

The only consistently «good» aspect is the art style, but that's expected to be good in animated media; so, no points for that. And the music is fine. That's it.

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so that means we need to hang and skin all 3 of them
thanks for the help, solar blaze man!

 

[panchito]

I am the only one who matters. What matters is that I have declared these beasts evil--and that is my commandment, my belief, my religion, and my creed

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the nigger that started negan was a discord groomer pedophile

'Zellig in big 2025... Just let it go bro, it's over

genuinely haven't even seen it in the shart last time i visited
did they really, finally die for good?

This is something you’d find in the deepest depths of the zarty.

can bet my life savings he got it from there

 

[Itransheartblox]

the nigger that started negan was a discord groomer pedophile

 

[Solar Blaze Man]

genuinely haven't even seen it in the shart last time i visited
did they really, finally die for good?

Ongezellig fans who were once part of the Sharty migrated to another imageboard called the Zarty (the one @Tsar mentioned) around late 2023 / early 2024.

Yes, official Ongezellig content ended for good, since Studio Massa stated that he «moved on from trying to pitch the show»; I mean, the last part of the pilot episode was uploaded on 2022. Last year, he uploaded a document stating more information about the show (that wasn't shown in the pilot) after its cancellation, but I haven't bothered to look it up.

I actually became aware of Ongezellig's existence thanks to Mega Chud. I'll compliment @BBCRightsActivist for that achievement: he managed to put the characters to a good use for once, their boss fight is one of the best in the game.

 

[panchito]

Ongezellig fans who were once part of the Sharty migrated to another imageboard called the Zarty (the one @Tsar mentioned) around late 2023 / early 2024.

Yes, official Ongezellig content ended for good, since Studio Massa stated that he «moved on from trying to pitch the show»; I mean, the last part of the pilot episode was uploaded on 2022. Last year, he uploaded a document stating more information about the show (that wasn't shown in the pilot) after its cancellation, but I haven't bothered to look it up.

i just hope its a dead nigger of a site with pph in decimals because i aren't even gonna bother visiting it

 

[Spas]

can bet my life savings he got it from there

I don't think that's a bet you wanna make, big guy.

 

[panchito]

I don't think that's a bet you wanna make, big guy.

my life savings amount to 15 shekels i am very confident about it

 

[Swede Immigrant]

i just hope its a dead nigger of a site with pph in decimals because i aren't even gonna bother visiting it

I checked it out due to curiosity. All they do is talk about the characters as if they were real.