Gaming $60 for this coal

but the mushroom in the background bro
They could’ve just upscaled the resolution and cleaned the textures a bit and call it a day. Sell it for 40 bucks and easily make a profit. But no, put some shitty light filters on and the soys will drool over it and pay full price.
 
But can you play as a monkey swinging from tree to tree collecting bananas? I didn’t think so.
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This is the fourth time Nintendo have rereleased Donkey Kong Country Returns by the way, always DKCR for some reason and both of the switch DK Country games are just ports of older games.
They always give us half-assed ports as an excuse to never make new games.
 
lol its been like this the entire switch gen, they've just been porting Wii U games nobody bought the whole time and that's around half of the switch's library.
Hence why I will not be buying the Switch 2. Not when I can play the ports on PC *wink
 
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