Conspiracy The Unfiltered Joy of Soyboys.

Beeboop

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The happiest I have ever seen an individual in my entire if is when they are a child and experience something for the first, or if they are a soyboy and are consuming ther hecking shitendo slop. How is it that they manage to contain that unfiltered child-like joy that most people seem to lose when the grow up? Is it really because they are man-children or is there something deeper going on here?

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Soyboys are essentially living in a permanent dopamine loop, driven by nostalgia and low-effort satisfaction. They don’t outgrow that childlike joy because they’ve built their lives around artificially maintaining it.

They’re chasing the same feeling a kid gets from experiencing something new, except instead of real child-like wonder, it’s the latest iteration of a franchise they’ve been hooked on since age 8. Nintendo, Marvel, whatever, etc., they're brands that provide emotional comfort through recycled content.

For most of us normal people, that kind of joy fades because adulthood introduces complexity like relationships and responsibilities. Soyboys dodge this by refusing to grow up. They latch onto brands and fandoms that spoon-feed them uncomplicated happiness instead of embracing the world and achieving something meaningful with their lives.
 
Soyboys are essentially living in a permanent dopamine loop, driven by nostalgia and low-effort satisfaction. They don’t outgrow that childlike joy because they’ve built their lives around artificially maintaining it.
I both pity them and envy them at the same time. To be someone who's personality has been dedicated to preserving childlike-joys whilst dodging all and any responsibilities is pathetic. However on the other hand, I envy their stupidity and selfishness. It must feel nice not having the capability of growing up and staying in this state of self-imposed ignorance and bliss.
 
I both pity them and envy them at the same time. To be someone who's personality has been dedicated to preserving childlike-joys whilst dodging all and any responsibilities is pathetic. However on the other hand, I envy their stupidity and selfishness. It must feel nice not having the capability of growing up and staying in this state of self-imposed ignorance and bliss.
In some ways I agree. I personally see it as a self-imposed prison where they purposefully restrict themselves for temporary happiness instead of joy that will last for eternity. It's nice when you're young, but once you get old, you're going to look back on your life with regret.
 
When I was 5 I know I never cried when my favorite series got a sequel. Seeing these grown ass men tearing up over the new soykemon or worse, My Little Pony… I’m glad to not be one of them.
 
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