the most brutal thing about this life is...

[Based Vampire]

the fact that you will NEVER be a mongolian

 

[THE TRUE HONKLER]

you will never be a real vampire

 

[UncleSpertz]

Tfw no Chinese horse to ride

 

[UncleSpertz]

you will never be a real vampire

You can be a psychic vampire and steal peoples life energy like me

 

[Based Vampire]

you will never be a real vampire

what did you say?

 

[Weebhunter3000]

I mog you. For I was born a Mongolian rape baby.

 

[Slap]

This thread reminds me of that one episode on South Park...