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Which .net user would you have totally non-gay sex with as a 100% straight red-blooded man, in a hypothetical scenario?
'cuse me for the postmaxxing folks, I did cocaine which totally justifies my shitty behaviour. But I have a genuine question. Which is in the title. Which .net user?

Shipping
You’re a female Yaoi artist searching for inspiration for your next project, when you suddenly stumble upon Neets.me your noise starts over flowing with blood gushing out from the excitement of the potential matchups you see on the forum. Who are you shipping? I think @johan and @KARENIN would...

Which .net user would be most comfy to sleep next to?
I think @Haruhi Suzumiya would be most comfy since he is smol and a cat boy. He can curl up next to you and you can give him head pats