Story Time of Sardonia

[Bob Dobbs]

lets do a 1 sentence/line addition to the last guy. its just a story, go dark af on it

Shaquira's baby stroller rolled out into the inner-state highway located in front of her house..

 

[baqqrih]

Hunks of metal whirred by in quick succession as the slope of the driveway only strolled Shaquira's infant closer to peril.

 

[Swede Immigrant]

Shaquira chased after the stroller to no avail and was eventually hit by a passing 18-wheeler.

 

[Bob Dobbs]

The truck driver never even noticed and thought the specs of brains were bugs hitting the windshield

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Shaquira's baby rolled down the hill and fell into a river where the stream scooped her up, somehow not drowning.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Shaquira's baby was sweeped down the river, where a fisherman with his wife in a boat forces his wife to drink his semen out of lust and to enforce his control, is thrown in a river of semen, which he is forced to drink, but before he does so, he sees the baby pass by.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Shaquira's baby was sweeped down the river, where a fisherman with his wife in a boat forces his wife to drink his semen out of lust and to enforce his control, is thrown in a river of semen, which he is forced to drink, but before he does so, he sees the baby pass by.

 

[baqqrih]

The feeble, sobbing infant, still in its stroller, which now acts as a boat, soon winds down a path branching from the main river that dead-ends into a dam of prickly, spiky sticks, built and stood atop by a pack of beavers, who, with the fur at the top of their heads shaved bald in a matching look among them, soon reveal themselves, with their right claws outstretched high above their heads in salute, to be a violent Beaver-Power skinhead river gang, a look of pure wrath upon their faces as they see the inferior non-beaver baby approaching.

 

[Seraphim]

"You human kids don't know how to live without being privileged faggots!" Leads the most rugged of them, while others chant, "No interloper babies, no interloper babies!"