Santa and elf sightings

[Harlequin]

do any of you guys remember watching santa/elf and elf on the shelf sightings on youtube as kids? It kind of scared me. I was scared one day I would wake up in the night and see my elf hovering around like a ghost. I know he was my friend but it scared me.

 

[Cortex]

I always knew it was ai slop but I was entertained by the concept of it.

 

[Hitler]

I always knew it was ai slop but I was entertained by the concept of it.

Santa (and of course Elves by extension) are very much real things. Denial of Santa and his servants is a Jewish fabrication. '

 

[Cortex]

Santa (and of course Elves by extension) are very much real things. Denial of Santa and his servants is a Jewish fabrication. '

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People here are so schizo that I can’t tell if this is bait or not.

 

[Hitler]

People here are so schizo that I can’t tell if this is bait or not.

I'm pretty sure we've had unironic flat earth niggas here

 

[1Based Frog1]

Yeah, I remember those. There was another channel that featured nutcrackers and those things always got to me.

 

[Cortex]

I always knew it was ai slop but I was entertained by the concept of it.

Shit I read the op wrong. I thought we were talking about the CGI Santa Tracker they used to stream before Christmas.

 

[Swede Immigrant]

Elves are just the Christmas version of skin walkers. They used to steal babies from unsuspecting mothers which is where your fear comes from. It’s natural instinct.

 

[Tsar]

Elves are just the Christmas version of skin walkers. They used to steal babies from unsuspecting mothers which is where your fear comes from. It’s natural instinct.

Not true. Changelings do that, not elves.

 

[Swede Immigrant]

Not true. Changelings do that, not elves.

You know, kidnapping is not a trait exclusive to changelings.

 

[Cortex]

Not true. Changelings do that, not elves.

You know, kidnapping is not a trait exclusive to changelings.

Post proof elves are real or you’re gay.

 

[Anon_Humor]

do any of you guys remember watching santa/elf and elf on the shelf sightings on youtube as kids? It kind of scared me. I was scared one day I would wake up in the night and see my elf hovering around like a ghost. I know he was my friend but it scared me.

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[Anon_Humor]

Not true. Changelings do that, not elves.

Literal who namefag?

 

[Cortex]

Literal who namefag?

Changelings are fairies that shapeshift into people.

 

[Anon_Humor]

Changelings are fairies that shapeshift into people.

That perfectly descripts and sounds like my Family around Christmas time

 

[Dawood]

I saw Santa once, for some reason he was in the mall...

 

[Spas]

>satan and EFL sightings

 

[Swede Immigrant]

Post proof elves are real or you’re gay.

 

[Cortex]

Fuck you nigger. I wanted a real answer.

 

[Swede Immigrant]

Fuck you nigger. I wanted a real answer.

I don’t care about convincing you. All I can say is, there are some truths hidden behind myths, because why else would they be passed down through generations?

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Chinese kids are the ones making all our toys and gadgets for christmas presents.

Chinese are the modern day elves

Fuck you nigger. I wanted a real answer.

 

[panchito]

Chinese kids are the ones making all our toys and gadgets for christmas presents.

Chinese are the modern day elves


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their phenotype is not far off tbhjfl