GeekObliterator90
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I didn't post this on Christmas or earlier because I wanted to experience Christmas on a personal basis before making this thread. Also the bureau doesn't make me come into the office on Christmas day.
As we all know, Christmas is a very soy holiday, that has been altered from its original religious purpose. The end result is soy boys with their mouths gaping open getting a nintendo switch from the wife's BBC boyfriend to distract the soy boy while his wife gets reamed by the BBC while cuddling under the covers.
Furthermore, you get to see irrelevant people that ask stupid one-liners about what you want to do later in life and what you're studying,. You don't give a fuck and you have to pretend to care for about 2 whole days. This is worsened by the fact that you feel quite trapped. Women organizing everything, making stupid lists and holiday schedules that everyone has to follow. Stupid Christmas music that you've heard hundreds of times in the last month.
All of this happens, everyone is fucking distracted and the Elites take turns opening christmas presents containing infants.
The Ultimate soy-face gape christmas holiday just leads to more cuddling and degeneracy which turns everyone into fucking faggots.
Best thing to do is to take advantage of the distraction and use it to your benefit.
As we all know, Christmas is a very soy holiday, that has been altered from its original religious purpose. The end result is soy boys with their mouths gaping open getting a nintendo switch from the wife's BBC boyfriend to distract the soy boy while his wife gets reamed by the BBC while cuddling under the covers.
Furthermore, you get to see irrelevant people that ask stupid one-liners about what you want to do later in life and what you're studying,. You don't give a fuck and you have to pretend to care for about 2 whole days. This is worsened by the fact that you feel quite trapped. Women organizing everything, making stupid lists and holiday schedules that everyone has to follow. Stupid Christmas music that you've heard hundreds of times in the last month.
All of this happens, everyone is fucking distracted and the Elites take turns opening christmas presents containing infants.
The Ultimate soy-face gape christmas holiday just leads to more cuddling and degeneracy which turns everyone into fucking faggots.
Best thing to do is to take advantage of the distraction and use it to your benefit.
