Preparing for WW3 any day now

[Swede Immigrant]

As soon as WW3 is declared I’m packing up my bags and moving into the woods. I have enough packed food to last me three winters and a water filter for unlimited fluids. A sleeping bag, a thermal blanket, and a mini electric generator. What else do I need?

 

[1Based Frog1]

You can't just waltz into the woods and treat it like a camping trip. How are you planning to deal with nuclear fallout, anyway?

 

[Swede Immigrant]

You can't just waltz into the woods and treat it like a camping trip. How are you planning to deal with nuclear fallout, anyway?

I’m hoping I live far enough from any areas of interest that get nuked so this won’t be an issue.

 

[soDACK]

It's better to accept death at that point than fight the inevitable.

 

[Weebhunter3000]

A rope is all you need.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

A rope is all you need.

for what? climbing mountains and trees? that's useful

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

You can't just waltz into the woods and treat it like a camping trip. How are you planning to deal with nuclear fallout, anyway?

how do we know nukes will be used

 

[Lord Wenchang]

A fleshlight

 

[Weebhunter3000]

how do we know nukes will be used

Why wouldn’t they use nukes.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

Why wouldn’t they use nukes.

to not destroy eachother

 

[Weebhunter3000]

to not destroy eachother

Muslims would have no hesitation considering they’re a death cult.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

Muslims would have no hesitation considering they’re a death cult.

marge

 

[Weebhunter3000]

marge

Pakistan will try to nuke Israel as a last case resort.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

Pakistan will try to nuke Israel as a last case resort.

really?

 

[Dawood]

really?

No, Weebhunter is retarded. If Muslims were a death cult they'd have banded together and taken Israel out by now. Corruption, politics, and foreign interference cause divide between some Muslim countries. Pakistan will not end itself just to take out Israel. Pakistan's gov is smarter than you think, they have competent intelligence agencies.

 

[Dawood]

WW3 is a nothingburger btw

 

[Weebhunter3000]

really?

Yes.

No, Weebhunter is retarded. If Muslims were a death cult they'd have banded together and taken Israel out by now. Corruption, politics, and foreign interference cause divide between some Muslim countries. Pakistan will not end itself just to take out Israel. Pakistan's gov is smarter than you think, they have competent intelligence agencies.

It says in the Quran that becoming a martyr will grant you 72 virgins in heaven. See: 9/11.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

WW3 is a nothingburger btw

marge how

 

[panchito]

noooo SAAAAR dont listen tu dat bloody vatnik we pakistanis are actually britisher level iq saaaaaer

 

[Dawood]

@panchito I'm not a Pakistani and I don't like Pakistan. More retardbabble from Panchito it seems.

marge how

Because when I bit into the ww3 burger nothing was there, this made me realize nothing ever happens...

 

[TrnnyKillr]

nothing ever happens THOUGH

 

[Spas]

microdosing on lead until I develop radiation immunity

 

[Swede Immigrant]

nothing ever happens THOUGH

Russia just claimed that the UK is now involved in the Ukraine war.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

@panchito I'm not a Pakistani and I don't like Pakistan. More retardbabble from Panchito it seems.


Because when I bit into the ww3 burger nothing was there, this made me realize nothing ever happens...

You are black

 

[Dawood]

You are black

If I was, I'd still be me. Doesn't matter, son