Post autistic things you've done thread

[chuddenfroggen]

>Be 14, in laid back school
>Relations are early, kids already vaping at 13
>Want to do epic gaming in library during break
>Library has 4 rooms in the back for studying, dim lighting so I can see my screen better
>check all 4 rooms, all taken
>Last room was pitch black and had a couple making out
>Stand at door watching ( Imagine a kid with semi long hair and glasses with a "jet fuel cant melt steel memes" shirt )
>They tell me to GTFO
>ask to watch
>They chase me out the door
>Fug.png
>Still no gaming
>Ask fat lesbo library manager for help ( short, fat, buzzcut, wears an overwatch shirt )
>Tell her the door seems to be locked, can't get it open (Impossible, they dont even have locks)
>Fat lesbo sees what she could never have
>She seethes and shouts at the couple, flailing her flappy arms
>She literally becomes female Dragonlord
>They get kicked out and suspended for the day for using the library as a makeout room
>I get my room
>smells a bit musty but its epic gaming tiem
>mfw

 

[Weebhunter3000]

I locked myself in the bathroom during recess and drew on the walls. Eventually got found out and was reported to my parents.

 

[Deleted Member 51860]

I locked myself in the bathroom during recess and drew on the walls. Eventually got found out and was reported to my parents.

But you didn’t even do anything wrong.

 

[Weebhunter3000]

But you didn’t even do anything wrong.

They thought it was bad for a kid to be alone. It's not like I did anything outside because I was a stone cold loner chudlet.

 

[Chudgeddon]

I couldn't say, I'm always doing autistic things...

 

[Deleted Member 51860]

They thought it was bad for a kid to be alone. It's not like I did anything outside because I was a stone cold loner chudlet.

Hyper socialized freaks.

 

[Deleted Member 31931]

When I visited my halmeoni's family, who flew in from Korea (not all of them) a little while ago, I got into a retarded argument with a cousin I had never met before about flat earth, until she admitted that the pharmaceutical industry was compromised, and then I went back to doing card tricks and finger puppets for the children.

 

[TrvthSeekr]

>start of a new year in high school
>teacher arranges a "get to know each other" activity
>you have one minute to talk to a classmate and then reshuffle to another
>end up with a girl I studied with a few years before
>she tries to start a conversation
>"hi, we were in the same clas-"
>"I know"
>she stops talking immediately, I just stare at her in silence
>1 minute passes and we reshuffle

 

[NSBM Enjoyer]

But you didn’t even do anything wrong.

Drawing on the walls is not wrong?

 

[pvc]

when I was in 6th grade, I threw a firecracker inside a toilet bowl, and the toilet bowl exploded. I was so scared, that I froze inside the bathroom stall for 20 minutes crying my eyes out until a teacher came.

 

[TNDKEVINLOGAN.COM]

I did lsd when i was 1 day old and opened my third eye and also im wasian

 

[Deleted Member 51860]

Drawing on the walls is not wrong?

Listen midwit,

If a child is forced to attend a sedentary brainwashing camp why shouldn’t he express his creativity on government property?

 

[Deleted Member 31931]

I did lsd when i was 1 day old and opened my third eye and also im wasian

Please do not joke about that. Thanks.

 

[Tsar]

I walked into the girls bathroom by mistake in highschool

 

[NSBM Enjoyer]

Listen midwit,

If a child is forced to attend a sedentary brainwashing camp why shouldn’t he express his creativity on government property?

Because it's nigger behavior

 

[Deleted Member 51860]

Because it's nigger behavior

lol

You have a five year olds/midwits grasp of the concept.

The biggest nigger is the subordinate bitch to the school system. You act like this was a gangbanger on your house. Clown

 

[Deleted Member 31931]

I crocheted this face scrubber for myself. It is more complex than it looks. The average crocheter would give up easily because of the scrubby material I used. Only a TRUE schizoBVLL like myself could hyperfocus enough to finish it. I have made a lot of bigger things, but I am not going to share them.

 

[TrvthSeekr]

I crocheted this face scrubber

What is it for? I know it sounds dumb, I know nothing about skincare.

I have made a lot of bigger things, but I am not going to share them.

Why not?

 

[NSBM Enjoyer]

lol

You have a five year olds/midwits grasp of the concept.

The biggest nigger is the subordinate bitch to the school system. You act like this was a gangbanger on your house. Clown

Wrong

 

[TrvthSeekr]

Because it's nigger behavior

It's only nigger behavior if he's drawing penises or grafitti style stuff. Otherwhise its just a kid expressing themselves, there's nothing wrong with that

 

[Weebhunter3000]

It's only nigger behavior if he's drawing penises or grafitti style stuff. Otherwhise its just a kid expressing themselves, there's nothing wrong with that

They were Super Mario characters. Yahoo!

 

[NSBM Enjoyer]

It's only nigger behavior if he's drawing penises or grafitti style stuff. Otherwhise its just a kid expressing themselves, there's nothing wrong with that

Would be better if he had drawn in his notebook or something

 

[Dawood Prime]

I have a lot to share, when I'm on my desktop I'll share some stories.

 

[Dawood Prime]

They were Super Mario characters. Yahoo!

>IAS from birth
No wonder black pillcontent is banned... brutal

 

[Deleted Member 31931]

What is it for?

It is pretty useless, but I just use it to quickly swipe off any nonexistent dead skin or anything loose on my face before I apply anything.

Why not?

Because I have already shown them to many people I know irl to skillmog them.