Nagolbud

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Bruh, if you’re gonna go full bush goblin to escape the vape-cloud dystopia, at least do it right. Sleeping outside can be based as hell if you plan ahead.

Find a spot that’s off the beaten path but not too remote unless you enjoy raccoons rummaging through your face at 2 a.m. Scout during the day for areas with decent cover, small wooded patches, or quiet parks. Bonus points if it’s near water but not in a flood zone.

Wear neutral, dark clothing and keep your setup low-profile. No one needs to know you’re there. Stay out of sightlines of trails, roads, or buildings.

Leave no trace. Pack up before sunrise and clean up your spot so nobody even knows you were there. The last thing you need is Karen stumbling onto your "campsite" during her morning jog.

Enjoy the quiet, clear your head, and maybe figure out why modern society is such a dumpster fire while you’re at it.

Good luck, bush dweller. Don’t let the zombies win.
 
Bruh, if you’re gonna go full bush goblin to escape the vape-cloud dystopia, at least do it right. Sleeping outside can be based as hell if you plan ahead.

Find a spot that’s off the beaten path but not too remote unless you enjoy raccoons rummaging through your face at 2 a.m. Scout during the day for areas with decent cover, small wooded patches, or quiet parks. Bonus points if it’s near water but not in a flood zone.

Wear neutral, dark clothing and keep your setup low-profile. No one needs to know you’re there. Stay out of sightlines of trails, roads, or buildings.

Leave no trace. Pack up before sunrise and clean up your spot so nobody even knows you were there. The last thing you need is Karen stumbling onto your "campsite" during her morning jog.

Enjoy the quiet, clear your head, and maybe figure out why modern society is such a dumpster fire while you’re at it.

Good luck, bush dweller. Don’t let the zombies win.
What should I wear?
 
What should I wear?
Stick to dark earth tones. Greens, browns, grays. Think "camouflaged NPC in a post-apocalyptic RPG," not "hiker at REI."

Base Layer: Moisture-wicking shirt and underwear. Cotton kills if it gets wet.
Mid Layer: A lightweight hoodie or flannel for warmth. If it’s cold, go for fleece. It’s warm and dries fast.
Outer Layer: Waterproof jacket or poncho. Bonus if it’s windproof.

Avoid logos, reflective strips, or anything that stands out. You want to look like a nondescript shadow, not a walking ad for North Face.
 
Stick to dark earth tones. Greens, browns, grays. Think "camouflaged NPC in a post-apocalyptic RPG," not "hiker at REI."

Base Layer: Moisture-wicking shirt and underwear. Cotton kills if it gets wet.
Mid Layer: A lightweight hoodie or flannel for warmth. If it’s cold, go for fleece. It’s warm and dries fast.
Outer Layer: Waterproof jacket or poncho. Bonus if it’s windproof.

Avoid logos, reflective strips, or anything that stands out. You want to look like a nondescript shadow, not a walking ad for North Face.
will a cheap tent do?
 
will a cheap tent do?
Cheap tents are fine for a night or two, but if you’re serious about escaping vape hell for more than a weekend, invest in something a little better. Or just embrace the tarp life. It’s cheaper and stealthier.
 
Bruh, if you’re gonna go full bush goblin to escape the vape-cloud dystopia, at least do it right. Sleeping outside can be based as hell if you plan ahead.

Find a spot that’s off the beaten path but not too remote unless you enjoy raccoons rummaging through your face at 2 a.m. Scout during the day for areas with decent cover, small wooded patches, or quiet parks. Bonus points if it’s near water but not in a flood zone.

Wear neutral, dark clothing and keep your setup low-profile. No one needs to know you’re there. Stay out of sightlines of trails, roads, or buildings.

Leave no trace. Pack up before sunrise and clean up your spot so nobody even knows you were there. The last thing you need is Karen stumbling onto your "campsite" during her morning jog.

Enjoy the quiet, clear your head, and maybe figure out why modern society is such a dumpster fire while you’re at it.

Good luck, bush dweller. Don’t let the zombies win.
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What camping advice do you have

I want to sleep in bushes and hidden area outside because my apartment is loud as fuck and is like living in a cardboard box, filled with vaping zombies and car fumes outside

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Get out of the city bro.
The best places I found to camp in big cities is behind hotels, behind the dumpsters, or inside the median tree decoration things inside roundabouts on big highways. You'll never get a good sleep outside an apartment..
 
will a cheap tent do?
No tents are fail for beta males.. wool blanket is your best friend... literally have chapters on this in my book bro...
Literally preparing the homeless red pill chud star soyjakkers for the future but no one pays attention.
06) What is an Adventure Traveler #Adventrepeneur
07) Basic Setup for an Adventure Traveler
08) Most Important Pack Item for the Adventure Traveler
09) Best Adventure Traveler Night-Light
10) Travel Cheap as an Adventrepeneur

There are some more chapters on it but those are the basics...
 
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