Rasheem
Local pajeet
As I clean up the threads I watch over my site,
I've been living as a Janny in my Janny Paradise.
Ban those trolls, sip my cup, it’s a 24/7 fight,
'Cause I've been living as a Janny in my Janny Paradise.
Ain't got no job, I’m just living rent-free,
With my hand on the ban button, surfing chuds.
I’m deleting those posts that don’t fit my vibe,
You know the Janny life—it’s my 9 to 5.
I see a BBC thread, I go in with haste,
Gotta clean it up quick, can’t leave a trace.
I hit the delete key, feeling so grand,
It’s a power trip you wouldn’t understand.
I moderate threads with a mighty hand,
Craving that (BBC) every chance I can.
You say I’ve got no life? Well, you might be right,
But in my own little kingdom, I’m the knight.
As I clean up the threads I watch over my site,
I've been living as a Janny in my Janny Paradise.
Ban those trolls, sip my cup, it’s a 24/7 fight,
'Cause I've been living as a Janny in my Janny Paradise.
I spend my days in dark rooms, glowing screens,
My eyes are bloodshot, but you know what that means.
I’m the king of the basement, my domain's the board,
With my finger on the trigger, I wield the mod sword.
I get no thanks, no pay, no recognition,
But I thrive on that sweet, sweet submission.
It's a life of control, where I never get bored,
Just me and my bans, that’s my only reward.
Now some folks might laugh, call me a clown,
But when it comes to deleting, I don't mess around.
I see that BBC thread, I give it the axe,
Deleting and sipping, that’s the Janny’s tax.
As I clean up the threads I watch over my site,
I've been living as a Janny in my Janny Paradise.
Ban those trolls, sip my cup, it’s a 24/7 fight,
'Cause I've been living as a Janny in my Janny Paradise.
Janny life is simple, Janny life is pure,
BBC obsession, that’s the only cure.
I get no pay, but I don’t complain,
I just wield my broom and clear the lane.
I see a raid incoming, I’m on high alert,
Deleting posts faster than they can insert.
I live for the drama, it’s what I crave,
A self-appointed hero, a mod so brave.
As I clean up the threads I watch over my site,
I've been living as a Janny in my Janny Paradise.
Ban those trolls, sip my cup, it’s a 24/7 fight,
'Cause I've been living as a Janny in my Janny Paradise.
It’s a thankless job, but I’m here every night,
I’ve been living as a Janny in my Janny Paradise.
Dreaming of the day when I’ll be recognized,
But until then, I’m a Janny living the life.
