Conspiracy In college right now to apply

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

I saw some chad kid with his gf and said he mogs me, then he turned back and said "what?" like I had three heads

some other bitch laughed at me because the staff said take a seat, and I said i prefer to stand this place is hell

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

its also run by toilets and everyone is either a mogger or a troon

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Most of them are fucking 16 and I am 22, causr I fucked up college when I was 16/17 and struggled ever since to be let back because I said I would murder certain staff members

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

I got the offer nonetheless

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

I got the offer nonetheless

that may be an awful thing actually...

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Is this another larp or are you serious.

 

[Liquid Chud]

Good luck on your gender studies course

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Good luck on your gender studies course

I"ll teach them what its like to be a high testosterone tyrant like myself

they will study my alpha male aura and chad abs

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Is this another larp or are you serious.

No.

I only enrolled because I am a loney sack of shit and not for some meme qualifcation

They is also sports academy and shit

 

[Weebhunter3000]

No.

I only enrolled because I am a loney sack of shit and not for some meme qualifcation

They is also sports academy and shit

I don’t believe you. Not when you’re speaking in ebonics.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

I don’t believe you. Not when you’re speaking in ebonics.

I dont care what you believe in

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

ebonics

is that a strain of ebola or something

 

[Weebhunter3000]

is that a strain of ebola or something

 

[Swede Immigrant]

What field are you going to study?

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

What field are you going to study?

Some random meme course thats easy to do, not that I care about passing anyway, I just want to be social

 

[panchito]

Some random meme course thats easy to do, not that I care about passing anyway, I just want to be social

tough luck with the behaviour of zoomers today
also why not actually learn something while you're at it maybe you can find a diploma that'll unneet you for life

 

[Kevin Logan]

nevermind they changed their minds

I write to you in reference to your application for meme degree - 09.01.2025 and subsequent interview.



With the seriousness and the explicit nature of the reasons why you were suspended in January 2021. The safeguarding panel board met and agreed that we could not offer you a place in Hogwarts for this year.



Please also note all subsequent applications will need to be scrutinised by the College’s Safeguarding Panel before being able to proceed.



We appreciate this may be difficult for you and we suggest you contact Careers Uganda to discuss available options.



Yours sincerely,



Safeguarding Panel – Hogwarts cunts

 

[Kevin Logan]

may very rope within the next few years

what a shit miserable life

 

[Father Elijah]

may very rope within the next few years

You won't and quit saying you will.

 

[Kevin Logan]

You won't and quit saying you will.

I already attempted once and busted my ankles so shut up

I don't larp about these things

 

[Weebhunter3000]

College is a waste of time and money anyway.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

What field are you going to study?

Gender studies

 

[Kevin Logan]

College is a waste of time and money anyway.

@tag me because i didnt get alert cause not kevin logan thread

 

[Father Elijah]

I already attempted once and busted my ankles so shut up

I don't larp about these things

Then you're retarded but not suicidal. Do you have the same skin tone as Homer Simpson?
What I'm trying to get at is are you Chinese? Those are the only monkeys jumping into the molten steel cauldron or sawing their feet off because they got rejected from school (federally funded mind control to obtain magic paper). You might be Sino-influenced to say the least. How long has it been since someone played a TikTok video 20 feet away from you?

 

[Kevin Logan]

Then you're retarded