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IM UNLUCKY AND CLUMSY AS SHIT A TURKISH CAT LIVES BETTER THAN ME NIGGA

panchito88

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as the title says im a big fucking clumsy dumbass that has fucked up a variety of times

im making this thread because just yesterday i was browsing the sharty on my tv, but i forgot to close the tab when i turned it off and went to do another shit, well guess what when my entire family went to the living room to watch some 'flix, the tab was open and it had the 404 error with the glowing feraljak, i was frozen but brushed it off as a site a friend shared with me, but he kept browsing and ended up in a thread where, fortunately, there was no gore or porn, but there was a chud self-insert webm with swastikas and sonnenrads, my dad did not click on it but the thumbnail was visible as shit, my dad just told me to stop watching dumb shit, and if my friend was interested in that then i technically was into the same things, i changed the topic and he just closed the tab

how long until he finds my gigantic gallery filled with 'jaks? i don't know but i will start deleting them or putting them at the bottom of the gallery tomorrow so he doesn't find them, i did all of this because my CLUMSY ass did not close the tab in time

when i woke up today my mom told me that why was there a notification on her phone on my mail saying that one of the shitposts i uploaded to youtroon was deleted, the shitpost was this kek

i also shat myself but didn't think much about it, my mom is the boomer that would fall incredibly easily to a call of a bengali unknown number saying google will delete her account if she doesn't transfer 100 euro and let an esl shitskin pajeet access her laptop and let him make the transfer himself KEK, she told me to stop being into weird shit and that youtroon had to delete my video for some reason, if there is a symbol unknown to her accompanied with the concern of someone (in this case, yt mods with my shitpost) she will instantly call it satanic, as well as any other spic boomer, and get all fucking religious about it like they are the fucking pope, i didn't really care about it but one thing of it left me astonished, why the fuck did she know about it? oh, i checked her phone later and as always, because of the inmense bad luck i have, my email was open in her phone, and she conveniently saw that email out of the 100 emails she gets daily, and she never fucking checks her emails, i cannot do anything i please on the 'net without my fucking family finding out, i will be very surprised if they don't think im autistic by now, because of all the autistic shit they ALL FUCKING WAYS end up realizing

last example of this post, was when my dad and i were arguing while on a park drinking some lemonade, he told me about how he got notified an email on how one of my comments got deleted on a videogame because of it being supposedly inappropiate, the comment i suspect got deleted was not inappropiate at all, but because it was zoomerbabble vidya janny thought it was inappropiate and therefore deleted it, he told me if i talk dirtmouth in vidya and i had to say that i did, because it was the answer he wanted to hear evendoe i told him i didn't and he was telling me i was lying, i did talk like a pirate in vidya various times but who the hell doesn't do it, there is no point on me having to explain why it was justified, 5 year olds already are telling me to kill myself in gta, at the end the email didn't contain said deleted comment but it had the date and the general, necessary information about it, why the fuck do they always end up finding about every puddle i get in, why the fuck? im gonna stop downloading shit from the internet and visit these kinds of sites during night when they're sleeping, i fucking give up on trying to hide it because by some coincidence of the world they end up realizing, if i kept giving a shit i'd be on a special kids school by next year, fuck it

this is a baby rant but i want someone to read this because im so fucking finished niggers im so damn fucking finalized oh my god fuck this fuck it fuck itttttt fuck this fuck subhumans fuck all i want all of the fucking world to take the rope, why couldn't i have been born as a cat in istanbul those niggas have 0 ABSOLVTE FVCKING WORRIES
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last example of this post, was when my dad and i were arguing while on a park drinking some lemonade, he told me about how he got notified an email on how one of my comments got deleted on a videogame because of it being supposedly inappropiate, the comment i suspect got deleted was not inappropiate at all, but because it was zoomerbabble vidya janny thought it was inappropiate and therefore deleted it, he told me if i talk dirtmouth in vidya and i had to say that i did, because it was the answer he wanted to hear evendoe i told him i didn't and he was telling me i was lying, i did talk like a pirate in vidya various times but who the hell doesn't do it, there is no point on me having to explain why it was justified, 5 year olds already are telling me to kill myself in gta, at the end the email didn't contain said deleted comment but it had the date and the general, necessary information about it, why the fuck do they always end up finding about every puddle i get in, why the fuck? im gonna stop downloading shit from the internet and visit these kinds of sites during night when they're sleeping, i fucking give up on trying to hide it because by some coincidence of the world they end up realizing, if i kept giving a shit i'd be on a special kids school by next year, fuck it
Why did you sign up for vidya game account with your dad's email?
 
You gotta always cover your tracks and you should probably get a cheap tablet for browsing these places, jfl @ using the family pc for posting on forums and watching porn that's just trouble waiting to happen
when i have enough money i will try to do it but in my cvnt is diffcult, there are no third hand markets and everything is on malls, so everything is expensive as shit even a damn flip phone, my only hope is to order some 2009 tablet with a broken screen shipped from iran, but i need the money instead of illusioning about it
 
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