If I had a son

[THE TRUE HONKLER]

When he turns 5 the little bastard is becoming a man

Honkler: ''Hey boy do push ups nigger''

''Play the guitar''

''Get out side and do something impressive, you better have a good story to tell nigga''

He will be fed on nothing but steak, hot sauce, water and nothing else.

I better not catch that bitch playing vidya and crying, and being a bitch ''wahh dad kevin logan raped me wahh''

Shut up and get over it

 

[Joe_Peach]

Don't plan having children. I may change my mind if
1) Kikevement would fall (won't happen)
2) I would find a decent woman (won't happen)

 

[THE TRUE HONKLER]

Don't plan having children. I may change my mind if
1) Kikevement would fall (won't happen)
2) I would find a decent woman (won't happen)

tbh

 

[anon1822]

Yeah when I think of having a son I also imagine getting him to work out early.

I imagine myself insisting on him not worrying about school. Fuck school. Go there and have fun, get into a few fights, learn how to socialize. How to make friends with guys and assert dominance when needed, and how to talk to chicks. Fuck grades don't worry about them. Fail all classes idc just go there to passively learn how to socialize by being around your peers.

But then again he'd probably end up being an MMO-playing loser like me who wastes tens of thousand of hours on stupid shit.

 

[THE TRUE HONKLER]

Yeah when I think of having a son I also imagine getting him to work out early.

I imagine myself insisting on him not worrying about school. Fuck school. Go there and have fun, get into a few fights, learn how to socialize. How to make friends with guys and assert dominance when needed, and how to talk to chicks. Fuck grades don't worry about them.

But then again he'd probably end up being an MMO-playing loser like me who wastes tens of thousand of hours on stupid shit.

I would disown my son if he becomes a loser fagget.

 

[anon1822]

I would disown my son if he becomes a loser fagget.

I doubt he'd end up a loser if you truly invested time into him. But the problem is that it does require a lot of time and effort to keep him on the right path. 99% of people simply have to work too much or are too lazy, so the kid ends up spending more time watching TV or playing games than learning from his parents.

Also it's hard to fill their time with the right activities. You gotta find something for him to do. And they have their own wills, can't just force him to do hard stuff all the time, needs a way to unwind every day too. It's hard to be a good parent, a lot harder than we imagine beforehand.

 

[THE TRUE HONKLER]

spending more time watching TV or playing games than learning from his parents.

Nigga, if its my son he is in my house, and in my house there is no tv or (vidya) games

I see niggas with their 5 yr old son with VR headset and eating goyslop.

As the parent I am in control

 

[THE TRUE HONKLER]

I never will have a son btw cos shit genetics

 

[anon1822]

Nigga, if its my son he is in my house, and in my house there is no tv or (vidya) games

I see niggas with their 5 yr old son with VR headset and eating goyslop.

As the parent I am in control

He'd still need a lot of recreational activities, but I suppose attending something like a chess club could be a useful but also recreational activity. Idk I'm out of my wheelhouse here, rotted all my life.

 

[THE TRUE HONKLER]

He'd still need a lot of recreational activities, but I suppose attending something like a chess club could be a useful but also recreational activity. Idk I'm out of my wheelhouse here, rotted all my life.

I am being a bit comical in my thread and extreme, but you get the idea

 

[ragemaxxed]

I will kill my own son if he turns up to be a manlet tbh, spare him the pain

 

[chudslife]

anyone that has kids today is a dumb cuck

 

[panchito88]

When he turns 5 the little bastard is becoming a man

Honkler: ''Hey boy do push ups nigger''

''Play the guitar''

''Get out side and do something impressive, you better have a good story to tell nigga''

He will be fed on nothing but steak, hot sauce, water and nothing else.

I better not catch that bitch playing vidya and crying, and being a bitch ''wahh dad kevin logan raped me wahh''

Shut up and get over it

>depraves kid from normal kid shit
>grows an outstand
>joins outstand forum
>becomes an outstand even more
lil honkler finding your posts hell naw nigga

 

[panchito88]

Nigga, if its my son he is in my house, and in my house there is no tv or (vidya) games

I see niggas with their 5 yr old son with VR headset and eating goyslop.

As the parent I am in control

letting him play vr and give him vc with complete strangoids is one thing, and depraving him from vidya (the thing kids of his age are gonna all do) and making him an outstand is another

 

[UncleSpertz]

If I had a son I would never feed him anything that's processed, I would have him drink protein shakes at an early age, have him take collagen early, start doing pushups and running around, I would also prioritize him being popular over grades cuz socializing, being good with words and being a likeable person will get you farther in life than any degree.

You can always retake high school classes online but once you're an adult making connections is nearly impossible in today's world

 

[chudslife]

If I had a son I would never feed him anything that's processed, I would have him drink protein shakes at an early age, have him take collagen early, start doing pushups and running around, I would also prioritize him being popular over grades cuz socializing, being good with words and being a likeable person will get you farther in life than any degree.

You can always retake high school classes online but once you're an adult making connections is nearly impossible in today's world

would you give him hgh and test

 

[UncleSpertz]

would you give him hgh and test

Maybe hgh but T would be too risky cuz I wouldn't want to risk balding early

 

[chudslife]

Maybe hgh but T would be too risky cuz I wouldn't want to risk balding early

make sure nobody on his moms side has any balding at all and its a low chance he would get the gene because the enabler of it comes from foids.

 

[Satan]

I would teach my son how to use magick at an early age.

 

[ragemaxxed]

make sure nobody on his moms side has any balding at all and its a low chance he would get the gene because the enabler of it comes from foids.

Balding is polygenic much like height

He'd need to also not have any balding genes either

 

[chudslife]

Balding is polygenic much like height

He'd need to also not have any balding genes either

you can have minor baldcel genes and hair transplsnt can fix it.

 

[ragemaxxed]

you can have minor baldcel genes and hair transplsnt can fix it.

If your dad was a cueball early on it's very likely you will be one too or at least be way more likely to suffer hair loss regardless of your grandfather on the mother's side

One of the genes responsible for balding does indeed come from the X chromosome from your mother, but it's only like 7 out of 82 loci responsible for it. And this does not take into consideration possible natural (although less likely) variation from each generation for the same gene (some snp might be C;C instead of C;T and other shit like this - this is also relevant for parents with freckles that don't end up having kids w freckles for example). The balding coming from your mother's father myth is low key cope and a single google search will show up the answers needed, same with you will be balding in a similar style as your father

 

[chudslife]

If your dad was a cueball early on it's very likely you will be one too or at least be way more likely to suffer hair loss regardless of your grandfather on the mother's side

One of the genes responsible for balding does indeed come from the X chromosome from your mother, but it's only like 7 out of 82 loci responsible for it. And this does not take into consideration possible natural (although less likely) variation from each generation for the same gene (some snp might be C;C instead of C;T and other shit like this - this is also relevant for parents with freckles that don't end up having kids w freckles for example). The balding coming from your mother's father myth is low key cope and a single google search will show up the answers needed, same with you will be balding in a similar style as your father

everyone in my family is a baldcel nw7 it was over for me before it began.