Gaming I can’t believe normies enjoy open world slop

[Weebhunter3000]

I booted up Witcher 3 for the second time this year and I can’t go on longer than 10 minutes without getting pissed because this damn game won’t shut tf up. It’s torture sitting through so much dialogue when I want to get to the gameplay because this is a GAME not a movie/book. That’s why I always mention BoTW and ER being the pinnacle for the genre. They let you jump into the world without holding your hand or vomiting a million words per hour.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Literally playing soyrim right now

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Literally playing soyrim right now

It's about the only open world game I will/have ever played

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Literally playing soyrim right now

I made it 5 hours in but thought it was kind of repetitive.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

I made it 5 hours in but thought it was kind of repetitive.

Its a nice game to chill to and fuck around in

Its not a serious game

 

[Swede Immigrant]

Open-world games are too fucking big to be fun. A lot of the time you’re too busy running around like an idiot trying to figure out where to go next. You could easily cut half of the map out and fill the remaining space with interesting content instead of reusing assets to artificially extend play time.

 

[BBCRightsActivist]

Open-world games are too fucking big to be fun. A lot of the time you’re too busy running around like an idiot trying to figure out where to go next. You could easily cut half of the map out and fill the remaining space with interesting content instead of reusing assets to artificially extend play time.

this, as I get older, I started to hate filler contents with a passion, would rather play an intense 10 hours game than a 50 hours open world shallow slop.

 

[Swede Immigrant]

this, as I get older, I started to hate filler contents with a passion, would rather play an intense 10 hours game than a 50 hours open world shallow slop.

Indie games are better for this reason alone.

 

[Weebhunter3000]

The indie games in question:

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

The indie games in question:

CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck on Steam

CUCKOLD SIMULATOR, the exciting new game where you play as Cuckold (that is his name) in his day-to-day life. Work hard, give all your money to the bull, and be verbally abused by your fat wife.

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[Swede Immigrant]

The indie games in question:

Me when I straw man.

 

[BBCRightsActivist]

The indie games in question:

Normies have shit taste, so of course indie games made for normies are shit. You just need to look for obscure stuffs, just finished Dungeon Rats, a tactical RPG game with 0 degeneracy for the first time and I enjoyed it.

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Normies have shit taste, so of course indie games made for normies are shit. You just need to look for obscure stuffs, just finished Dungeon Rats, a tactical RPG game with 0 degeneracy for the first time and I enjoyed it.

I was mostly joking. Indies are the only “modern” games I can enjoy.

 

[nagolbud]

Play the original Dragon Age games.

Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition on Steam

Explore a stunning world, make complex moral choices, and engage in bone-crushing combat against massive and terrifying creatures. The Ultimate Edition includes Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening and all nine content packs.

store.steampowered.com

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Play the original Dragon Age games.

Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition on Steam

Explore a stunning world, make complex moral choices, and engage in bone-crushing combat against massive and terrifying creatures. The Ultimate Edition includes Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening and all nine content packs.

store.steampowered.com

I’ll check it out. I don’t normally like western RPGs but I know a way to get it for free so I’ll give it a go.

 

[nagolbud]

I’ll check it out. I don’t normally like western RPGs but I know a way to get it for free so I’ll give it a go.

"I know a way to get it for free"

> Pirate Bay > Download Torrent > Install Crack

 

[nagolbud]

If you're looking for a unique open world / rpg / survival / zombie / builder / create your own story / co-op game...
This bad boy is fuckin' awesome.

Survivalist on Steam

It's one year after the collapse of civilization and self-centered hedge fund manager Joe Wheeler emerges from his specially constructed bunker in search of food. This is a huge open-world RPG where you have the freedom to play how you want - but your choices have consequences.

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