How the soycraft movie should be

THE TRUE DIGLET

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The script for the shitty Jackoblackedcraft movie got leaked and its has generic slop you can imagine.

Its your unoriginal story of a bunch of misfit fags get sucked/transported into a video game trope.

They Kevin'd when they should have Logan'd.

Anyway the movie should have been like this:

It takes place in the minecraft world, although it has no name or lore or any of that shit, the movie just takes place and Steve just lives there; no retarded lore or explanation needed.

like a noob, steve stumbles across the world, afraid and worried, yet curious, and as he messes around with the world around him, he learns how to survive and have fun and experiment.

Steve as a character would be a competent and curious, ignorant individual, yet is intelligent to learn new things and learn from mistakes as he tinkers with redstone, basic crafting recipes and admires the beautiful landmarks he finds.

As he builds a shitty base, he starts to make his base more visually appealing after studying natural beauty.

After he achieves this, and is surviving well, he gets bored of playing self-made minigames by himself and starts to long for a deeper sense of meaning and starts feeling loneliness and isolation.

He then explores the world in hope to find the unknown, and as he does so he finds a village and starts to interact with the villagers and study them etc.

They are a simple tribal people and convey to steve that they want emeralds, so steve with nothing better to do goes caving for some emeralds, but down in the caves he discovers a stronghold, and the end portal, but leaves the structure not knowing what to make of it, but this peaks his curiosity and he marks on his map.

He also studies the end portal and sees two ender eyes in two of the portal frames, which he uses as a reference for later on; he takes one for study

As the movie progresses he comes across another player (like a server) and they team up; this player is slightly more advanced and geared up, but still has more to achieve, but in his jaded arrogance he doesn't bother to improve himself, but steve convinces him to help with the mystery of the end portal






I can't be asked to think of more ideas but the story would deal with existential themes, isolation, search for enlightenment, overcoming fears, exploration and learning.

The affects would be practical but the world itself wont be blocky, it would be like real life, but with minecraft features.

The movie would have many sets and locations, funny and humours moments, tense moments, and shit.

It may not the best idea, but it mogs the bullshit of the actual movie where it has a generic. overdone premise, shitty arrogant characters who spew marvel tier jokes and just spend the whole time messing around and wearing plot armour
 
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It will be better than the biggest joke of the century, Joker 2, at least.
 
I think a lot of people got peer pressured into hating the Minecraft movie trailer, they need to remember it's for children. It looks enough like minecraft to me, they've just loaded into a client with a shader pack on, geg...
 
I think a lot of people got peer pressured into hating the Minecraft movie trailer, they need to remember it's for children. It looks enough like minecraft to me, they've just loaded into a client with a shader pack on, geg...
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