Getting a job is going to be harder than I thought

[Weebhunter3000]

The job center has been calling me in to practice my interview skills. The problem with that is the interview questions they ask me to answer is stuff that doesn't apply to me. For example:

"How would your past work experience help contribute to our team?"

It won't because I get neetbux.

"What are your interests and hobbies?"

chuds.life
vidya
graphic novels

"Do you have references whom we may contact?"

My mom.

Why do they want me to sell myself so hard just give me the damn job so I can slave for you.

 

[faded]

Oy vey

 

[Chudson]

Just ldar and be a NEET bum

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Just ldar and be a NEET bum

I did for 5 years but it’s time to move on. Can’t live in this shithole apartment anymore.

 

[Spoon River]

Lie on ur resume dummy

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Lie on ur resume dummy

 

[panchito88]

The job center has been calling me in to practice my interview skills. The problem with that is the interview questions they ask me to answer is stuff that doesn't apply to me. For example:

"How would your past work experience help contribute to our team?"

It won't because I get neetbux.

"What are your interests and hobbies?"

chuds.life
vidya
graphic novels

"Do you have references whom we may contact?"

My mom.

Why do they want me to sell myself so hard just give me the damn job so I can slave for you.

they just want that info to keep profiling you but you arent gonna actually use any of those skills

Lie on ur resume dummy

why cant you do this?

 

[TheCrazyInsanity]

Just get good with Linux servers and look for positions in cloud engineering. For experience, just mention you have experience with forum software. I myself will go for devops or other linux-related field so if you need help, you have a way to contact.

 

[THE TRUE HONKLER]

Say you work for free as a website administrator for mentally ill and autistic men

 

[Pink Fluffy Cat]

graphic novels

weeb coomer detected.

 

[vantablackpilled]

Just get good with Linux servers and look for positions in cloud engineering. For experience, just mention you have experience with forum software. I myself will go for devops or other linux-related field so if you need help, you have a way to contact.

Is just having skills enough in 2023? You have to think from the perspective of an HR roastie, they dont know shit about tech so you're probably going to get filtered without a degree or popular certs on resume w/o experience

 

[Weebhunter3000]

they just want that info to keep profiling you but you arent gonna actually use any of those skills

why cant you do this?

I can. I'm just bad at lying.

Just get good with Linux servers and look for positions in cloud engineering. For experience, just mention you have experience with forum software. I myself will go for devops or other linux-related field so if you need help, you have a way to contact.

I'm actually going to work in security. It seems easy enough for someone like me to do.

weeb coomer detected.

I read French novels.

 

[panchito88]

I can. I'm just bad at lying.

you have alot of time to think of a good lie jfl

I'm actually going to work in security. It seems easy enough for someone like me to do.

are they gonna equip you with any weapon or are you gonna have to fist fight any feral nigger?

 

[Weebhunter3000]

gonna have to fist fight any feral nigger?

Yup. I'll probably die and The True Honkler will be the new admin.

 

[faded]

shut the fuck up gentile I’ll make sure you never get Job over minimum wage rage shit

 

[Manbear]

Lie on ur resume dummy

Coming up with a good lie and convincing people it's true is more difficult than it seems

 

[Manbear]

"What are your interests and hobbies?"

Never bring up vidya when this question is asked because then they'll immediately assume you're a manchild and your chances of obtaining the wageslaving position will drop dramatically

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Never bring up vidya when this question is asked because then they'll immediately assume you're a manchild and your chances of obtaining the wageslaving position will drop dramatically

Thankfully, I am not that retarded (yet). I'll just have to larp like I do online.

 

[faded]

stupid goyim you are lucky to get shit job and I’m lowering wages and increasing prices soon

 

[metamedia=project17]

The job center has been calling me in to practice my interview skills. The problem with that is the interview questions they ask me to answer is stuff that doesn't apply to me. For example:

"How would your past work experience help contribute to our team?"

It won't because I get neetbux.

"What are your interests and hobbies?"

chuds.life
vidya
graphic novels

"Do you have references whom we may contact?"

My mom.

Why do they want me to sell myself so hard just give me the damn job so I can slave for you.

This tbh, as if slaving for them wasn't enough they have to force that bullcrap sieve that will only fatten the wallet of the already lazy bureocracy and foid infested HR which is just a spit on the wound to the already faltering will of already demoralized by the system non chad males.
This is why neetmaxxing is the only quiet protest we can at least perform at an scenario where the odds are stacked against you.
Fucking garbage soyciety, then they ask why we want a meteor nuking off this planet.