britbong slang

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

cop - to receive something, or a police officer. cosmic -outstanding; exceptional cushty - great; brilliant dipstick - a fool el-bow - also 'the Spanish fiddler', to end a relationship enemy - wife, missus Gandhi's revenge - a dodgy stomach heave-ho - another way of saying 'el-bow' hump - to be annoyed humpty-dumpty - to perform sexual relations jacksie - the posterior jaffa - to be 'seedless' as in infertile, one who 'fires blanks' lovely jubbly - brilliant, great, cushty

mutton - deaf, hard of hearing noofter - a gay man plonker - an idiot pukka - great, perfect ruby - Indian takeaway cuisine schtum - to keep quiet, keep a secret sort - a woman, or bird stoke on trent - a gay man stone me - an exclamation of anguish stuke - a difficult situation this immortal curl - the world triffic - great, wonderful twonk - a plonker or dipstick wally - a twonk, a plonker, or a dipstick

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

brassic - lacking in funds, skint century - £100 douce in bunce - £200 earner - as in a "nice little ...", a profitable business transaction grand - £1000 kosher readies - unlaundered money monkey - £500 pony - £25 potless - to be skint score - £20

 

[Cortex]

Bloody ol’ pompous chap

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

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Bloody ol’ pompous chap

 

[Seraphim]

kosher readies

I have a suspicion this term is no longer acceptable.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

I have a suspicion this term is no longer acceptable.

its in the same realm as ''sexhavr''

 

[Cortex]

#Metoo movement in a nutshell.

 

[Liquid Chud]

Has britain been ebonics'd yet or do the niggs stick to normal language? I know they have the accent.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

#Metoo movement in a nutshell.

The show is about jews that sell junk to people and avoid paying tax and rip each either off

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

Has britain been ebonics'd yet or do the niggs stick to normal language? I know they have the accent.

i am going to bring back proper british lingo bruv