Gaming 2D platformer tier-list (50 games)

Weebhunter3000

mess with crash u get the bash, the moid, the wolf
I'm probably forgetting some but whatever.

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I placed Celeste on F because it's tranny core. Super Mario 2, Sonic 4, and Yoshi Island can burn in hell.
 
>Spelunky that low
>Reddit Knight on S
NGMI. Everyone who likes Hollow Knight hasn't played many good games
Spelunky is randomly generated which is why I don’t put it higher. And I can’t see what makes Reddit Knight bad, it’s practically flawless from art to music to gameplay.
 
You ranked DKC2 in first on your DKC ranking thread. Here you gave it a B.
I tend to change opinions on DKC 1 and 2. 2 is nearly perfect but I hate the level gimmicks like flying through brambles, standing on hot-air balloons; DKC 1 is straightforward and simple.
 
Retarded take, rougelites and rougelikes have some of the best gameplay out there and the fact that it is randomly generated is the reason why it is so fun
Yeah I know. Binding of Isaac is one of my all-time favorites. I’m judging it solely off it’s platforming which is fun but not as tight as linear platformers.
Literally Reddit the video game.
Last I checked there’s no LGBT agenda in it.
 
Last I checked
Hollow Knight
In this game there are two canonical same-gender relationships. It should be noted that these are optional questlines, and could be missed. But, with the open nature of the game many players still have come to appreciate the inclusion of LGBTQ characters that exist within the world, whose sexuality are not treated any differently than the rest of the characters.
 
>super axewound transwoman
>nigger dong
>hollow gameplay
>castlevagina
>cunthead
>super metroonid
>soynic the trans hedgehog
>shitalian bros
>brAIDS
>ɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅCK
>cuck story
>yahwehs island
>kikeby
>aspielunky
>soyman
>mega manlet
>super muttio
>celeste

>bing bing wahoo
 
>S tier
>hollow (neovagina) knight
>meat boy
>cuckhead
>F tier
>smb2 (keyed onion rape)
>B tier
>smb3 and smw

sorry but this shit sucks
I forgot to add The End is Nigh onto A tier. And what’s wrong with cuckhead and chud boy?
>super axewound transwoman
>nigger dong
>hollow gameplay
>castlevagina
>cunthead
>super metroonid
>soynic the trans hedgehog
>shitalian bros
>brAIDS
>ɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅCK
>cuck story
>yahwehs island
>kikeby
>aspielunky
>soyman
>mega manlet
>super muttio
>celeste

>bing bing wahoo
I’m sorry there’s no bbc simulator for you.
 
TEIN is fun if you're not doing the stupid cartridges but damn is the story and theming cringe
I did all the cartridges besides the Super Mega Cart. They’re tedious at first but not that bad once you get a hang of the physics. Agreed with the story bits though, I could’ve gone through the game just fine without the Reddit-tier humor.
 
I did all the cartridges besides the Super Mega Cart. They’re tedious at first but not that bad once you get a hang of the physics. Agreed with the story bits though, I could’ve gone through the game just fine without the Reddit-tier humor.
"Noo not the hecking prayer before eating, help me niggermannnn"
-Redditmund the Soybeard
 
both are quite troonpilled
This you?

 
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